A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer... If you can finish that line without Googling it, please marry me
Clowns are the sparkling accent of life, and yes, I think a girl is more beautiful in pancake make-up than Maybelline or Revlon! Love variety arts of all kinds, and my favorite clowns (like Danny Kaye, George Carl, Carol Burnett, etc) didn't even wear make-up. I've been a juggler/fire-eater/ clown/magician/balloon twister/party planner/etc. for many years, and a proud lifetime member at The Magic Castle. Nothing better than being able to make people smile and laugh! Looking for a nice, honest, & fun person to spend the rest of my life with. I’m semi-retired but volunteer/ work for a Children's Foundation raising money to help sick kids, therefore not rich but not starving, I don't owe any money to any one, never been in prison, don't drink, smoke, or do illegal drugs, have no contagious diseases, have never cheated, nor have I been mean to anyone's mother, don't lie, don't hang out with "the boys" (except my son) don't watch sports, I'll always remember your birthday, & I even like most chick flicks, classic movies, love music, laughing, and love my pets. Don't want to play head games, just want to find the one person to enjoy life with...Is that you? The Fine Print: People change, looks fade, health deteriorates, & life throws things at us we don't expect. The only thing we can control is how we treat people and if we choose to be positive or negative. If you are truly a positive person who wants love more than money, cares about who people are instead of what they look like, care about what's in somebody’s head instead of how much hair is on it, cares about their heart & soul instead of how many muscles they have, and you are serious about finding someone to grow old with together...PLEASE TELL ME! Oh, and I have a cotton candy machine in my kitchen, please don't hold that against me.....
Keepsmilin65, 59
currently offlineLancaster, CA, USA
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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
140 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, travel, reading, puzzles and brain teasers, naturism, cooking & recipes, magic, music, movies
Body Type
average, disabled
Movies
comedy, drama, indie, romance, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Other, Entertainment / Media, Education / Academic Research
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
with pets, with kids
Socially, I am
comic relief
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Chocoholic
Personality
fun loving, extrovert, activist
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
relationship, miss right
My Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Ferrets, Farm Animals, Dogs, Cats, Fish, Iguana, Rabbits, Birds, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Spider, Tribbles, Turtle
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, R and B, Pop, Motown, Indie, Folk, Country, Classical, Celtic, Bluegrass
Hair Style
straight
Health Related
minor health issues, minor dietary issues, chronic health issues
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My Groups(7)
Clown Skills: Comedy Magic
15 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of comedy magic, known for its amusing illusions.
Clown Skills: Balloon Twisting
14 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of balloon twisting, known for its creative and unique designs.
Clown Skills: Juggling
6 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of juggling, known for its skillful and physically demanding acts.
Clown Skills: Balancing
8 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of balancing, known for its physical and mental challenge.
Retired Clown
7 membersA group for clowns who have decided to retire from the art of clowning and reflect on their experiences.
Hospital Clown
12 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Hospital style of clowning, known for its performances in hospitals and other medical facilities.
Party Clown
36 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Party style of clowning, known for its comedic performances at parties and gatherings.
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