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  • FUNDIO Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 5'00"
  • Weight: 250 lbs
  • Age: 55 years old.
  • LOCATION Monterey, CA, USA
  • Last time online It's been a while
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My Description

Am I the clown for you?

Am I the clown for you? But I drive a VW van painted with flowers and rainbows. I also live in a warehouse dedicated to clowning. My goal is to be a full time clown and to that end I do nothing but clown related activities. I am the batman of clowns (not the Joker he is a bad guy) and I live in the clown cave. Maybe you are Ms. right. Can you apply whiteface, do a prat fall, spritz me in the face with a soda bottle, and deal with all the clown haters out there? Maybe we should meet for coffee and pie - in the face.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Hobbies & Interests
writing, bible study, computers, cooking & recipes
Body Type
a few extra pounds
romance, drama, romantic comedy, horror, sci-fi, action, indie, bollywood, comedy
Eye Color
Hair Color
a little gray
Education Level
Artistic / Musical
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
I currently live
Food Related
Comfort, Junk Food Junkie, Eat Out Frequently
coffeeholic, clown
circus clown
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
socially, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), does coffee count?
I'm looking for
penpal, soulmate, friends - with benefits, relationship, friends only, romance, conversation, the yin to my yang, miss right, roommate, dating, travel companion, miss right now, something REALLY hot
Birds, Rats, Dogs, Snakes, Farm Animals, Monkey

Amateur Clown ; Clown Wannabe ; Professional Clown ; Circus Performer ; Auguste Clown ; Bouffon ; Character Clown ; Circus Clown ; Classic Tramp ; Comedy Whiteface ; Harlequin ; Hobo ; Jester ; Party Clown ; Prop Clown ; Sad Clown ; Straight Whiteface ; Whiteface Clown ; Clown Skills: Balancing ; Clown Skills: Balloon Twisting ; Clown Skills: Bubbles ; Clown Skills: Comedy Magic ; Clown Skills: Costuming ; Clown Skills: Face Painting ; Clown Skills: Jokes, Antics & Tricks ; Clown Skills: Magic ; Clown Skills: Makeup ; Clown Skills: Mime ; Clown Skills: Physical Comedy ; Clown Skills: Puppetry ; Clown Skills: Skit Performing ; Clown Skills: Storytelling ; Clown Skills: Ventriloquism

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