Am I the clown for you? But I drive a VW van painted with flowers and rainbows. I also live in a warehouse dedicated to clowning. My goal is to be a full time clown and to that end I do nothing but clown related activities. I am the batman of clowns (not the Joker he is a bad guy) and I live in the clown cave.
Maybe you are Ms. right. Can you apply whiteface, do a prat fall, spritz me in the face with a soda bottle, and deal with all the clown haters out there? Maybe we should meet for coffee and pie - in the face.
Fundio, 62
currently offline
Monterey, CA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'00"
Weight
250 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
bible study, computers, cooking & recipes, writing
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
alone
Food Related
Comfort, Eat Out Frequently, Junk Food Junkie
Personality
clown, coffeeholic
Individuality
circus clown
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
travel companion, conversation, dating, fun, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something interesting, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Pets
Birds, Dogs, Farm Animals, Monkey, Rats, Snakes
Gender
Male
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My Groups(33)
Character Clown
27 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Character style of clowning, known for its exaggerated portrayal of a character.
Harlequin
32 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Harlequin style of clowning, known for its colorful and vibrant costumes.
Circus Clown
31 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Circus style of clowning, known for its comedic circus acts.
Bouffon
15 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Bouffon style of clowning, known for its dark comedy and satire.
Jester
45 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Jester style of clowning, known for its humorous and playful approach to comedy.
Classic Tramp
11 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Classic Tramp style of clowning, known for its old-fashioned comedy.
Whiteface Clown
7 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Whiteface style of clowning, known for its classic clown makeup.
Straight Whiteface
6 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Straight Whiteface style of clowning, known for its traditional clown makeup.
Comedy Whiteface
9 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Comedy Whiteface style of clowning, known for its amusing slapstick comedy.
Auguste Clown
17 membersA group for those who specialize in the Auguste style of clowning, known for its exaggerated makeup and costumes.
Hobo
9 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Hobo style of clowning, known for its comedic portrayal of a hobo.
Clown Skills: Comedy Magic
15 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of comedy magic, known for its amusing illusions.
Clown Skills: Balloon Twisting
13 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of balloon twisting, known for its creative and unique designs.
Clown Skills: Face Painting
36 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of face painting, known for its colorful and imaginative designs.
Clown Skills: Balancing
8 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of balancing, known for its physical and mental challenge.
Clown Skills: Puppetry
4 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of puppetry, known for its imaginative and entertaining stories.
Clown Skills: Storytelling
12 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of storytelling, known for its captivating and imaginative tales.
Prop Clown
10 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Prop style of clowning, known for its use of props in comedic performances.
Clown Skills: Skit Performing
7 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of performing skits, known for its comedic and lighthearted dialogue.
Clown Skills: Physical Comedy
19 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of physical comedy, known for its witty and amusing routines.
Clown Skills: Mime
9 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of mime, known for its silent and expressive performances.
Clown Skills: Bubbles
11 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of bubble making, known for its comedic and joyful atmosphere.
Clown Skills: Magic
11 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of magic, known for its captivating illusions and sleight of hand.
Clown Skills: Ventriloquism
5 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of ventriloquism, known for its comedic dialogue and puppet shows.
Clown Skills: Jokes, Antics & Tricks
28 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of jokes, antics and tricks, known for its comedic and entertaining performances.
Amateur Clown
81 membersA group for those who are either new to or interested in clowning, regardless of experience level.
Professional Clown
27 membersA group for clowns who have dedicated their lives to the art of clowning and have achieved professional level experience.
Clown Wannabe
44 membersA group for those who are interested in clowning and would like to learn more about it.
Clown Skills: Makeup
28 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of clown makeup, known for its creative and unique designs.
Clown Skills: Costuming
16 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the art of costuming, known for its unique and creative clothing.
Party Clown
35 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Party style of clowning, known for its comedic performances at parties and gatherings.
Sad Clown
16 membersA group for clowns who specialize in the Sad style of clowning, known for its melancholic and emotional performances.
Circus Performer
20 membersA group for those who have completed or are currently involved in circus performances of any form.
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